Zack Brown: We could make a porno. Miriam Linky: Not the idea I was lookin’ for.
Zack Brown: What? No, that is a fuckin’ awesome idea. Are you shitting me? That guy, Brandon St. Randy, Bobby Long’s boyfriend, he said he makes a hundred grand a year because he shoots and distributes his own porno flicks.
Miriam Linky: If it’s so easy, how come everybody doesn’t do it?
Zack Brown: Because other people have options – and dignity – which we do not have, which puts us in an amazingly advantageous position!
-Zack and Miri Make a Porno
I’m getting over a week-long bout with a torn ligament/cyst in my spine, not to mention a flu-like UTI/kidney infection which has caused a week-long fever. This was no fun!! Also, just after getting over a kidney infection of her own–my friend was diagnosed with chlamydia in her eye!!!!
How on earth did this happen? Well, it all started with the cum shot, which went awry…and some sperm got in her eye! I want you all to remember that ORAL SEX is a great way to transmit STDs, and facials are even worse. She was using condoms when she fucked this guy, however she exclaimed how much she “just loved facials” and took this chance, a momentary lapse in judgment. But his misfire almost caused her to lose sight in her right eye.
If someone cums on your ass, remember that sperm are fast swimmers and can make their way to and IN your asshole very efficiently. Now, if the mere idea of getting an STD does not scare you into setting up some limitations or at least wearing protection–I want you to think about the pain. STDs are parasites. Bad bacteria. Viruses. They all come with lovely symptoms and 100% of them are gross, pussy, smelly, visible, inflamed, and PAINFUL. No more sucking dick during a herpes outbreak. You’re lucky if you can eat. Or see. Or live. So after our incident in the Urgent Care, with a hilarious Doctor who actually said, “You put that dirty thing in your mouth?! I know, I know,” (while examining Rin’s throat) I learned a lot about the current strains of STDs. And what scared me was, there is a version of gonorrhea out there right now that does not come with a treatment. And it will kill you.
I’m not perfect. In fact, it’s probably the unprotected sex I had that caused my Urinary Tract Infection. But I’m learning my lessons little by little and kicking the men out of my life who have been bringing me down and distracting me from my priorities. I vow to practice SAFE SEX. That means condoms, birth control (IUD for me), no oral bareback, no cum in mouth, and no facials. UNLESS I am in a committed relationship with this person or I have seen their test results (in a porn shooting situation).
These are my limitations. Do you know what yours are? This is important for both men and women to define to help further explore our sexual identities and values. What do you guys think? Have you experienced any similar embarrassing situations at the ER? Having to own up to someone and don’t know how to tell them you might have given them an STD? Please use this as a forum for discussion, advice, and counsel.
YOU ARE NOT ALONE.
Here are the symptoms for chlamydia in the eye:
6-week duration of red eyes associated with mild discharge, foreign body sensation, tearing, blurred vision, and swollen eye lids. Also, a clear, bubble-like protrusion on the white of the eye.
It is commonly mistaken for a random eye infection, but it will not go away even with the strongest steroid eye drops. ANTIBIOTIC pills and eye drops are used to treat chlamydia.
Although chlamydia is the most common STD/STI in the US, it is also very dangerous when left untreated and can lead to reproductive damage or blindness. If you are not sure whether or not you have an eye infection, always have your doctor TREAT or TEST for chlamydia. It is too serious to “wait and see” if steroidal eye drops will solve the problem. Take your healthcare into your own hands. Do your research. Listen to your body.
What Men Should Know:
Some infected men have discharge from their penis or a burning sensation when urinating. Pain and swelling in one or both testicles (known as “epididymitis”) may also occur, but is less common.Chlamydia can also infect the rectum in men and women, either through receptive anal sex, or possibly via spread from the cervix and vagina. While these infections often cause no symptoms, they can cause rectal pain, discharge, and/or bleeding (known as “proctitis”).
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